My Dog has a problem
Lilly my American Eskimo/Poodle mix is probably the best dog I have ever had. She is very loyal, extremely affectionate, and very well behaved. The one problem she does have though, is she likes to eat shit.
For some reason, nothing tastes better than a hot steaming crap cake. I don't know what her deal is, but its starting to worry me.
Last thursday, I got home late and decided to take Lilly with me to go and let my friends dog out. Lilly absolutely loves riding in the car, and its probably her favorite thing to do.
As I let her out the door, she went straight to the front yard and started scarving down a big turd that the neighbor's rottweiler left for her. I couldn't stop her in time, and she ended up eating quite a bit.
I threw her in the car, and we started to drive to my friends house. Apparently the crap cake didn't settle well with her stomach, and she threw up all over the passenger seat and floor carpet. Big chunks of poop came out, and it was probably the worse smelling thing ever.
For pretty much 4 days, my car smelled horrific. I steam cleaned it, put NUMEROUS deodorizers, and detergents over everything, and it still lingered. I think by now it is pretty much gone, but still..... Gross.


1 Comments:
ew!!!
i'm here brand-o! i need to get back on IM so we can chat.
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